The ThePetsMonk blog

Practical guides on pricing, operations, staffing and growth — written for people who actually run grooming businesses.

September 22, 2026•7 min read

How Grooming Affects Dog Anxiety

Grooming can raise a dog's stress or lower it, and handling approach measurably changes which. What the evidence shows, and how to work with a frightened dog.

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September 22, 2026•7 min read

How to Explain Matting to Clients

The fee is not what clients argue about. The shave-down is. Here is how to explain matting so the decision is made with you, not defended at pickup.

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September 22, 2026•7 min read

How to Fire a Grooming Client Professionally

Ending a client relationship badly costs you a review. Here are the scripts for the three ways to do it, and how to decide which one this client has earned.

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September 13, 2026•7 min read

How to Build Salon Culture That Groomers Don't Leave

Culture in a grooming salon is not values on a wall. It is who handles the angry client, whether you bought the lift table, and whether time off is actually possible.

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September 13, 2026•9 min read

Can You Pay a Groomer as a 1099 Contractor?

Renting a table and paying on a 1099 does not make a groomer a contractor. Here is the test the IRS actually applies, and what misclassification costs when it fails.

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September 13, 2026•8 min read

How to Find Reliable Groomers

The best groomers are already employed and never see your job ad. Here is where working groomers actually look, and how to test one before you hire them.

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September 7, 2026•7 min read

What a Good Check-In Process Looks Like

Almost every argument at pickup was caused by something skipped at drop-off. Here is the eight-minute check-in that prevents most of them, step by step.

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September 7, 2026•7 min read

How to Handle Same-Day Cancellations

A deposit policy stops some cancellations. It never fills the hole one leaves. Here is the operational routine that recovers a same-day slot instead of losing it.

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September 7, 2026•6 min read

How Many Dogs Should a Groomer Realistically Do in a Day?

Four to eight is the usual answer, and it hides everything that matters. Here is how to work out your own number from coat mix, drying capacity and a career you can finish.

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September 6, 2026•9 min read

Is Dog Grooming Profitable? Why a Full Schedule Still Loses Money

A full grooming calendar can still lose money. Revenue per chair-hour is the metric that shows you which appointments are quietly funding the rest of your week.

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September 6, 2026•11 min read

How Much Do Dog Groomers Make? What the Salary Sites Get Wrong

Salary sites say dog groomers earn $23-26 an hour. BLS says the median is $17. Here is why both are wrong for you, and how to work out the number you should target.

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September 5, 2026•12 min read

Mobile vs Salon Pricing: What to Charge for Drive Time

Mobile grooming costs more to deliver than salon grooming, but not for the reason most price lists assume. Here is how to price drive time from your real cost per mile.

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August 16, 2026•9 min read

Senior Dog Grooming: What to Charge for Older and Special-Needs Dogs

Senior and special-needs grooms take two to three hours and cap your day. Here is how to price the constraint rather than the haircut, and why these clients pay best.

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August 16, 2026•13 min read

Matted Dog Grooming: What to Charge for Doodles and Pelted Coats

Doodles and matted coats break a standard price list. Here are the three de-matting fee models groomers actually use, and how to charge without the argument.

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August 16, 2026•12 min read

How a Stray Husky Turned Kate Bonny Into a Groomer — and a Rescue Founder

Kate Bonny loaned out a leash to catch a stray husky and came home with a dog. That husky taught her to groom, and led to a nonprofit for shelter animals.

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July 21, 2026•16 min read

You Don't Have a Pricing Problem, You Have a Positioning Problem

New dog groomers underprice because they misread the market. Here is how to position your grooming business so premium pricing stops being a fight.

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July 20, 2026•12 min read

What 194 Groomer Comments Reveal About Opening a Pet Grooming Business

We asked working groomers what they wish someone had told them before opening. Their answers were about pricing, their bodies, boundaries and hiring.

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